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Old 12-13-2005, 11:20 PM
JihadOnTheRiver JihadOnTheRiver is offline
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Default Re: What should I say to the Governator?

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I heard he has the sword from the movie on the wall in his office.


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He does in his L.A. office. He also has a huge conference table with a 15' stuffed alligator under it. Its almost as awesome as me.

Jihad
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:21 PM
xLukex xLukex is offline
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IT'S NOT A TUMAH.
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:23 PM
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You said you would kill me last!?!?!

I lied.
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:28 PM
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Default Re: What should I say to the Governator?

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Ask him how big Jamie Lee Curtis's Penis is...I mean vagina..I mean penis and vagina are.

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FYP, I think: Jamie Lee Curtis Hermaphrodite?

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Meanest urban legend ever. Probably true though.
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:47 PM
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Default Re: What should I say to the Governator?

You should totally call him on that time he hit you when you were six.
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:48 PM
JihadOnTheRiver JihadOnTheRiver is offline
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Fluxrad,

I like you.

Complementary,
Jihad
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Old 12-13-2005, 11:52 PM
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Default Re: What should I say to the Governator?

If it still feels like he is cumming all of the time?
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:05 AM
Klepton Klepton is offline
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ask him how much he got paid for those funny japanese commercials, and ask him how it feeels to be 3 times the normal size of a human being for his entire life.
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:12 AM
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Is Maria Shriver really a man?
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:15 AM
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Pretend to choke while eating and see if he'll give you the Heimlich.
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