I hate that damn guitar guy!

[cdxx]

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Trust me I am not hating by no means. Its just really gay.

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i ain't an english major, but the above could be parsed as

"i am indeed hating, but i am doing like a homosexual."

i could be wrong, but it's still funny.

[SammyKid11]

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No, playing the guitar to get them is gay.

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Is working out to have a good body to get girls that way also gay?
Is it gay to get a great job, earn lots of money, and get girls that way?
Is it gay to work your ass off to be a professional athlete and get girls that way? Is it also gay to run for governor of Arkansas and then POTUS to get girls that way?
Is it gay to learn how to smooth-talk in order to get girls?
Is it gay to shower so girls will like how you smell?
Is it gay to get a haircut that you think will make girls more likely to hop on and take a ride?

My point is...we all do things to try to get girls. Some workout a lot, some go for power, some go for money, nice possessions, some for fame, others for an artsy angle, others learn how to best talk to women, etc. NONE of it is gay. In fact, if you're a guy working ANY angle to try to have sex with a girl, you are most decidedly doing an UN-gay thing. It is all also in-bounds. If you're not doing any of the things I described, you're not trying very hard to get girls. If you are doing any of the things I described, you are no better than your guitar friend...you just don't know how to play the guitar and are therefore jealous that he has a way in that you don't.

Chicks dig musicians. I would know -- it's how I've gotten virtually every girl I've ever been with. Check that, I would say music has been a key element in EVERY girl I've ever been with...and I have been with more than my share of VERY hot women in my life. It's not gay...it's possible, however...that you are.

[tonypaladino]

I hope Dex gets in on this thread.

[Slow Play Ray]

quit crying and learn to play the guitar. no matter how bad you are, if you can make a song sound approximately like its supposed to, chicks will dig it.

also, be sure to learn "into the mystic" - never misses.

[diebitter]

The problem I have with the guitar guy on the stairs at a party or whatever is it seems like the sonic equivalent of spraying your scent everywhere - everyone HAS TO put up with it, and it's anoying and a little disruptive to the party vibe, pretty much. It can kill conversations stone dead if you're all in one place.

And I'm a guitar player, so I'm not jealous or anything, but if I wanted to spray, I'd be more honest and do exactly that.

Actually, I quite like that idea...

[CrazyEyez]

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I was hoping this thread would be about that Esteban dude that dresses in all black and sells guitars on infomercials

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This is exactly who I thought of when I read the subject. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[CORed]

Watch Animal House. Then you will know how to handle guitar guys.

[asofel]

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I hate [censored] guitar guys!!!!

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then don't [censored] them dude [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Benal]

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I was hoping this thread would be about that Esteban dude that dresses in all black and sells guitars on infomercials

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This is exactly who I thought of when I read the subject. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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LOL Same here. That's guy's hilarious.

[Dex]

A little jealous of the guitar guy, eh? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I was pissed not that I wanted her or anything but the fact it was so obvious to what he was doing.

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Since you didn't want her, why would you be pissed about this?