Dear Bison: September 2005

[bisonbison]

Y'all know the drill. I am an internet celebrity and many of you are febrile gambling junkies with the life wisdom of fruit flies.

Ask me a question in the form of 'Dear Bison,' and, so long as it is not idiotic, I will do my best to respond with the kind of concentrated insight most often found when waking up soaked in someone else's blood.