Advice for college

LoaferGee12 · #1 07-05-2005, 02:27 AM

Well in a month and a half I'll be off to Indiana University for the first college year of my life. Let's hear some college tips / advice.

jaxUp · #2 07-05-2005, 02:31 AM

It's not that hard. Have some [censored] fun.

LoaferGee12 · #3 07-05-2005, 02:33 AM

nice start

Edge34 · #4 07-05-2005, 02:34 AM

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Well in a month and a half I'll be off to Indiana University for the first college year of my life. Let's hear some college tips / advice.

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Bloomington freaking rocks. Born and raised there, so i may be biased. Its a small town if it weren't for the college, but there's plenty to do, I mean, its been the #1 party school in the country once or twice i think.

Go to class. Rule #1. You'll have plenty of time to party. Plenty.

Use that time to party. Rule #2. Get the hell out of the dorm rooms. Meet insane numbers of hot chicks. Get drunk. Have the TIME OF YOUR LIFE.

Go to basketball games. IU hoop is still great even without the right head coach. The records may not be impressive, but its IU hoop. Its life in Bloomington. Plus, you can use this in conjunction with the partying and having fun rule.

The first year of college is a time where you can do (and be) anything you want. Take that chance.

Sponger15SB · #5 07-05-2005, 06:47 PM

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I mean, its been the #1 party school in the country once or twice i think.

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Thanks to a bullshit rating system.

Edge34 · #6 07-05-2005, 07:32 PM

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I mean, its been the #1 party school in the country once or twice i think.

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Thanks to a bullshit rating system.

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I guess you haven't heard of IU's massive porn collection. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Also, certainly schools like ASU and stuff are going to get them, but for IU to get the reputation it has in THAT city...they're doing something right.

tech · #7 07-06-2005, 10:11 AM

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Half the schools in the country lay claim to this.

UCF THAYER · #8 07-05-2005, 02:35 AM

stay in shape.

nothumb · #9 07-05-2005, 02:37 AM

1. Always, always wrap it up. Assuming you can get any.

2. Try to get in the habit of doing 1-2 hours of studying in the afternoon. Especially if you have the time between classes and would otherwise spend it loafing. This allows you to get away with those nights where you take a few bong rips and pass out with a bag of dinner mints on your lap.

3. Make sure you know the names of all your professors, and try to make their acquaintance early, sit in the front of the class for at least a week or two. You can always sit in the back and sleep or cut it later if you want to; for Christ's sake at least but in a little real work.

4. If you haven't registered yet, don't be a donk overachiever and take too many classes, or all serious ones. Do that in the spring.

5. Wear shower shoes. I repeat, WEAR SHOWER SHOES.

6. Wear a snazzy suit every now and then just to mess with people.

7. No serious relationships until spring semester, preferably not until sophomore year. Don't be that guy who disappears into some needy girl's vagina and gets forgotten by November. It won't work out.

8. No drinking after 2 PM on Sunday.

9. "I have a boyfriend back home," actually means, "I'll regret this a little bit, but I'm almost drunk enough. You can get away with not calling me since I'll feel a good bit of shame about this anyway."

10. See rule number 1.

NT

brassnuts · #10 07-05-2005, 02:41 AM

Good rules. Execpt:

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8. No drinking after 2 PM on Sunday.

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I don't get it.