Politically Correct Felonies

[WackityWhiz]

Soo, that's what my buddy wanted to call these... We are/were high as [censored] @ McDonalds when we thought of different types of phrases worded like this:

I'm not a Drunk, I just Drink a lot
or
I'm not a Plumber, I just Crack a lot

Think of some new ones, these would look great on t-shirts

*Random Thought #1 - McDonalds should come out with a sandwich called a triple double that has a bun and 6 patties.

**Random Thought #2 - Instead of dances like the lawnmower and the sprinkler, there should be dances that have to do with things you do while you drive. (AKA: Turning, Honking, Reaching for the glove compartment, rolling down the windows, etc) That would get all the chicks!