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Old 12-23-2005, 07:23 PM
stealyourface stealyourface is offline
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Default Would You Rather...

Ok first think of a dirty old man...

like this:

or this:

or this:


Now, would you rather have one of these dirty old men rape you in the butthole and nobody ever hear about it...

-or-

Have him never touch you, but EVERYONE you know believe beyond a doubt that he raped you in the ass.


also i am talking about like back alley way painful anal railing type deal.
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:27 PM
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Trying to understand your post is more difficult than interpreting They Might Be Giants Lyrics.
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:27 PM
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Anyone who picks the top = moran.
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:29 PM
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Anyone who picks the top = moran.

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or wishes they starred in Brokeback Mountain...
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:35 PM
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Anyone who picks the top = moran.

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you realize you will forever be known as "the guy who got raped by the dirty old man" if you dont do it.

everyone you ever know will know what happened.

your parents/grandparents, any good looking females you know, etc.
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:38 PM
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Why do I have a feeling you're one of those people who would say "she was asking for it by wearing such a short skirt"
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:49 PM
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Default Re: Would You Rather...

Astro recently posted that you shouldnt repsond with simply '*', but rather should explain why the post in question sucks.

I feel an exception can be made for this.

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Old 12-23-2005, 07:55 PM
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I think this is a perfectly reasonable question. It's just phrased in a weird way.

It's just a strange way of asking, "do you care what other people think of you?"
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Old 12-23-2005, 07:56 PM
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i don't understand why everyone would believe beyond a doubt something happened if it never happened, and you didn't want people to believe it did. this makes no sense.

that said, i'd choose the butt sex , and i'd tell everyone.
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Old 12-23-2005, 08:00 PM
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I don't see why OP makes it out to be so bad to be known a rape victim. Yeah, everyone who's ever been raped was asking for it. And they secretly enjoyed it. Thus, they're all a bunch of whores, damaged goods who whould be excommunicated from normal society. Hell, if every girl you ever interact with knows about it, I'd say you might even be marginally +EP due to the sympathy effect.
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