Hope for all you saying online poker is dried up (no content)

RiverTheNuts · #1 11-02-2005, 10:01 AM

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls, CO :#A500AF(Fucktard)/ raises, 2 folds, BB calls, MP calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, MP bets, Fucktard calls, BB folds.

Turn: (4.25 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets, Fucktard calls.

River: (6.25 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets, Fucktard calls.

Final Pot: 8.25 BB

Results in white below: 
MP has 9d Ks (two pair, jacks and nines).
Fucktard has 8s 4c (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: MP wins 8.25 BB. 

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
3 folds, Button raises, SB :#A500AF(Fucktard)/ 3-bets, 1 fold, Button calls.

Flop: (7 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Fucktard bets, Button raises, Fucktard 3-bets, Button calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Fucktard bets, Button calls.

River: (8.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Fucktard bets, Button raises, Fucktard 3-bets, Button caps, Fucktard calls.

Final Pot: 16.50 BB

Results in white below: 
Fucktard has 3d 4d (three of a kind, sixes).
Button has As 3h (full house, sixes full of aces).
Outcome: Button wins 16.50 BB.

stigmata · #2 11-02-2005, 10:05 AM

Who's saying that?

krishanleong · #3 11-02-2005, 10:05 AM

This is a dim-witted post;
The kind that we all hate the most;
A jumble of stats,
Or downswinging “Rats!”
Like a virus in search of a host.

If you are a good, winning player,
As opposed to a chip-spewing brayer,
Get back to the felt,
Play the hands that you’re dealt,
And soon you’ll be doing OKer.

Take my advice, please, you unthinking clod,
In the form of this good-natured prod,
This won’t help your game,
But will get you flamed,
Stop posting this crap! Where’s the Mod?

Ready for lockage.

Krishan

RiverTheNuts · #4 11-02-2005, 10:06 AM

who knows, maybe I am... if you look back at games a year ago they were hugely beatable, now, much less so on average, but there are still retard donors out there

I said no content, people dont like seeing a bluff cap call on the river with 4 high anymore??

brazilio · #5 11-02-2005, 10:09 AM

You're posting 1/2 hands and then saying online poker hasn't dried up. Why not just post .02/.04 hands, THEN I'll know online poker hasn't dried up.

RiverTheNuts · #6 11-02-2005, 10:12 AM

Fine, [censored] you all. Im sorry I wasted 9 seconds of your life. You all must be so extremely busy that you can spend another 30 making some smart ass post about what a dope I am.

Continue on with your oh so productive and important lives, and dont click on no content threads anymore

Wynton · #7 11-02-2005, 10:19 AM

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Fine, [censored] you all. Im sorry I wasted 9 seconds of your life. You all must be so extremely busy that you can spend another 30 making some smart ass post about what a dope I am.

Continue on with your oh so productive and important lives, and dont click on no content threads anymore

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I hereby nominate this post for the "Most Bitter Post of the Year Award." Congratulations.

stigmata · #8 11-02-2005, 10:19 AM

My post wasn't meant to be rude, it was an honest question.... I thought the second hand was pretty funny. You did say NC after all. Don't know what everyones issue is.....

cookie · #9 11-02-2005, 11:30 AM

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Fine, [censored] you all. Im sorry I wasted 9 seconds of your life. You all must be so extremely busy that you can spend another 30 making some smart ass post about what a dope I am.

Continue on with your oh so productive and important lives, and dont click on no content threads anymore

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When u think about posting a NC post, then just dont do it.

It is not the post itself that seems to be a problem, it is more the fact that it pushes content posts to page 2 [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

#10 11-02-2005, 11:34 AM

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Hope for all you saying online poker is dried up (no content)......Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed)

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Haha.

This game couldn't dry up if we went 5 years without rain.