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Old 09-16-2005, 07:11 PM
RollaJ RollaJ is offline
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Default Re: How to do the all-in?

I usually just take my chips and move them in front of my cards, I then stare at the table.. nice and easy, always the same bluffing or not
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Old 09-17-2005, 01:02 AM
HopeydaFish HopeydaFish is offline
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Default Re: How to do the all-in?

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One way to show people that you're really serious is to take off your hat, your glasses, your watch and throw them into the center of the table along with your chips. If you want to even exceed that, strip off your shirt, pants, socks, and underwear and throw those on the table too. Stand there buck naked after you do this and whisper just above breath: "i am all in."

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You forgot to mention the part where you use your penis to push your chips forward. If you're going to strip naked, you might as well go all the way.

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That's a good idea but the question is: does the table have a betting line? Because I know I can push my chips past my cards with my penis, but I don't know if I could get all the way over the betting line....

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It's the thrusting motion that gets them over the betting line.

"I'M"...thrust..."ALL"...thrust..."IN"...thrust... "BABY!"
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Old 09-17-2005, 04:32 PM
goofball goofball is offline
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Default Re: How to do the all-in?

I learned how to it from phil ivey.

I sit there quietly until I've made my decision, then I say "I'm all-in" loudly enough for the dealer to hear, then I stare at the and imagine how many lap dances it icould buy me.
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Old 09-17-2005, 04:43 PM
smokingrobot smokingrobot is offline
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Default Re: How to do the all-in?

have you tried whipping it out and laying it on the table? that usually sends the message.
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Old 09-17-2005, 09:25 PM
benfranklin benfranklin is offline
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Default Re: How to do the all-in?

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have you tried whipping it out and laying it on the table? that usually sends the message.

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"Excuse me while I whip this out."
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