I Met Granny Mae!!!

[Lurshy]

While seeking my fortune on a Party 3-6 Bad Beat Jackpot table. I finally meet Granny Mae. She looked real good. Not having had sex in a while (since this morning) I pounded with Granny at every opportunity. Boy was Granny good to me [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 caps</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (16.33 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 caps</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (12.66 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP3 Raises (all-in), Hero calls.

River: (14.16 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: 14.16 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qs 5s (two pair, sixes and fives).
MP3 has Kc Ac (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 14.16 BB. </font>

[Greg J]

I thought I saw Granny Mae today in the grocery store. It was a person that looked just like the avatar. I didn't bang her though. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Granny, if you read this, were you at an Albertson's grocery store in Baton Rouge, LA today?