I don't get it. WTF could I possibly doing so wrong?

[skipperbob]

On a bellcurve where the mean is (-)9%, (+)6% isn't all that bad.

As a warmup to this year's WSOP Irieguy & Zen (2 quality SnG playing 2+2'er's)played 1000 $109's to an R.O.I. of (+)6%

[curtains]

Sorry to say bigwig, but Im sure you have some major holes. 6% out of 3000 games for someone who is even at the 15% skill level is nearly impossible.