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Re: Breathalyzers
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My friend bought an alcohawk and it was tons of fun to get sloppy and go for the high score. Here is the inspiration for getting it [/ QUOTE ] 12:59: I do the first shot. It doesn’t go down well. I decide to take a short break from drinking. The crowd is not impressed. 1:10: Reality sets in. I am going to vomit. A LOT. I try to discreetly make it outside. 1:11: I knock a girl over as I sprint through the door. 1:11: I trip over a bush, stumble into it, and begin throwing up. Out of my mouth. And nose. It is not pleasant. 1:14: I can’t figure out why my legs hurt so much. I look down at them in between heaves. I have no pants on. Thorns and branches are embedded in my shins. ROFL |
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