Come up with a clever phrase, get $25

[jacki]

I'll split a $50 prize if someone here can come up with a title for a new feature being started at my newspaper.
Here's the description of the feature:

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Starting next week, the State Journal will add a list of five fast facts on page one meant to help busy readers digest news quickly.

The feature will serve double duty, giving readers with limited time some basics on the news of the day, while helping other readers find more in-depth coverage throughout the paper. The feature will run Monday through Friday because it is aimed at busy weekday readers.

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Fast Five has already been shot down.

I'll submit every reasonable idea posted in the this thread, and if your (my) entry is the winner, I'll split the prize with you.