Top ten tips for beginners

[oreogod]

...so Tuco...here's some things to add to your list.

1a. Folding is a sign of weakness, and makes your penis smaller.

1c. When someone gets all up in your face with a bet or raise, 3-bet his ass, cards be damned.

3.The best poker authors are Phil Hellmuth and Tom Mcevoy.