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Old 08-14-2005, 06:34 PM
Go_Blue88 Go_Blue88 is offline
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Default So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

hey, this is my first post in OOT, but i feel like this is a good place to ask.

alright, so right now i'm in ny for the first time in my life, and last night i went to a bar where a friend of mine works. i'm not a big bar guy; it's pretty much all keg beer, cheap beer, or really bad attempts at making mixed drinks for me. so, this was really cool. anyways, i decided that i'd order every drink that i've always wanted to try.

i was talking to this really cute girl, and things seemed to be going pretty well when the waitress came up and asked what i'd like to drink. i ordered a cosmopolitan, and she [censored] smurked. anyways the girl was like, "that's a girl's drink," and basically ignored me later in the night. my buddy at the bar called me a pussy, which pretty much implies that it's a girl's drink.

the drink tastes great tho, so wtf? and it seemed like there was lotsa alcohol in it...

so, is this a bad thing to order? and, am i a chick?
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:37 PM
tdarko tdarko is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

dude, bigsteve doesn't even order cosmo's.
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:40 PM
KingOtter KingOtter is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

Buddy of mine and I drank nothing but Cosmos a few years ago for New Years Eve... I was absolutely trashed. They hit pretty hard.

I was thinking this was going to be a thread about the magazine Cosmo.

KO
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Old 08-15-2005, 02:26 PM
TheBlueMonster TheBlueMonster is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

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I was thinking this was going to be a thread about the magazine Cosmo.


[/ QUOTE ] then we could call him a woman
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Old 08-15-2005, 02:39 PM
JayLear JayLear is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

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Buddy of mine and I drank nothing but Cosmos a few years ago for New Years Eve... I was absolutely trashed. They hit pretty hard.

I was thinking this was going to be a thread about the magazine Cosmo.

KO

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Regardless of drink or magazine, results are the same...woman.
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:41 PM
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

Nice tits.
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:42 PM
RRRRICK RRRRICK is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

Colourful cocktails aren't very manly, that goes double for pre bottled novelty drinks.

Personally I couldn't care less, each to there own I say.

But people will judge you on every little thing you do, that's life unfortunately
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:46 PM
siccjay siccjay is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

You should have ordered a Zima.
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Old 08-14-2005, 06:52 PM
TheCroShow TheCroShow is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

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dude, bigsteve doesn't even order cosmo's.

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POTD! ROFFLE

Dude, first impressions are everything and women pre-judge HARDCORE. so she probably thought, "Cosmo?? He is a (insert derogatory homosexual name here)!!!" Maybe order chick juice after you know her well, men are supposed to drink beer or liquor shots, blah blah. that's the way it goes!
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Old 08-14-2005, 07:39 PM
BigBaitsim (milo) BigBaitsim (milo) is offline
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Default Re: So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?

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You should have ordered a Zima.

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Damn, beat me to it (BTWm I love Cosmos, and since I'm married, and everyone already knows that I'm a pussy, I go ahead and drink them).
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