$2,000,000,000

I know it's a family guy ref, but I still want it...

Live Theme Music - Hire a band or DJ to folow me around expressing my mood musicly.

[Sponger15SB]

Seriously, I'd buy a cave and live in it and never come out for fear that everyone I know and loved will turn against me and will try to kill me and steal my money.

I'm super paranoid like that.

[imported_CaseClosed326]

Easy solution, kill all your friends and family before they kill you.

[DrSavage]

I know the first thing I'm gonna do:



Edit: Oh yeah, two chicks at the same time too obv.

[Rockatansky]

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I know the first thing I'm gonna do:



Edit: Oh yeah, two chicks at the same time too obv.

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Wow. NH

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I know the first thing I'm gonna do:



Edit: Oh yeah, two chicks at the same time too obv.

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Wow. NH

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is that...?

[KaneKungFu123]

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I know the first thing I'm gonna do:



Edit: Oh yeah, two chicks at the same time too obv.

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wp

[Alobar]

I go around finding out how much it really takes for people to do all the stupid things they talk about. Like how much it takes for your average OOTer to suck off another guy, [censored] like that. Cuz everyone has a price for anything you can come up with.

Id also make commercials about whatever I felt like, and run them on network TV all the time.

And Id pay to have photographers follow around paparazzi memebers all day.

id also start my own church

[Sponger15SB]

I'd stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich and have sex all [censored] day. Then I'd dress up like a clown and suprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and then wait....until somebody sat in it. Hear a squish. that's funny to me. Then I'd paint and read and play violin, climb the mountains and sing the songs I like to sing.

[Colonel Kataffy]

sharks with laser beams