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#22
02-12-2003, 07:11 PM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
This is absolutely true - overheard at the Hard Rock sports book 2 years ago during March Madness from a Chinese lad.
"Gamblers Anonymous must be desperate for members, I answered 'yes' to like 9 out of 10 questions!" I laughed so hard that my Coke starting coming out of my nose. I steal this line every chance I get - now you can too! cheers, Naj 
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02-14-2003, 04:04 PM
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I like this one................
In the 3-6 home game I play in the small blind is 2 bucks.
The SB throws in another white chip and says "I'd watch a monkey f*ck for a dollar."
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#25
02-14-2003, 04:28 PM
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Re: I like this one................
Funny how that one gets around. Guy in our group says "For $1 I'd watch a monkey f**k a football."
Still hope to use Tommy's "Can I use that rubber band when your done with it" some day. [img]/forums/images/icons/grin.gif[/img] Packerfan1
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#27
02-15-2003, 06:14 AM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
My home game last night. A new guy who knows very little about poker is playing. We just finished a similar game to guts in which there's a progressive pot and anybody who folds puts in a small droppers fee. New guy scoops big pot, I say "droppers throw in a quarter". New guy says with a sh*t eating grin "What do winners do?" I say "Winners shut the f*ck up!" And he does.
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#28
02-15-2003, 09:23 PM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
I can't believe I'm posting this, but what the heck. In the spirit of the last post: My old football coach one told us all, "Boys, you can wade in the red river, but never drink!"
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#29
02-15-2003, 09:37 PM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
A young kid sitting in the 3 seat who is just getting killed. It seems he is taking one bad beat after another, and he is whining plenty. The end came for him when he catch pocket aces; the board makes a five card straigt 6 through 10, and he splits the pot 3 ways. He can't take anymore, so he throws his cards and annouces he is leaving. They fill the seat with a nice middle aged lady who proceeds to catch fire. She won about 2 racks in her first 20 minutes in the seat. About this time, the kid who had been sitting there makes a pass by the table to whine some more to his buddy sitting in the two seat; of course, his eyes light up when he sees the stack of chips the lady in his old seat has. One of the regulars looked up at the kid and said, "I guess your ass sucked all the bad luck right out of that seat!"
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#30
02-17-2003, 09:27 AM
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Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
This occurred after a fish just had hit his miracle card on the river to bust an overpair.
The loser complimented the fish with a grumpy "Nice catch chump," to which the fish replied with a big smile: "It's spelled C-H-A-M-P!"
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