Kurto the Clown

[bholdr]

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The only motivation that I can think of for Kurto the Clown is that he fears me. But really, you have nothing to fear young man/woman. I simply am a supporter of personal freedom and responsibility.

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no, you're a liar and a bigot, and the most obviously irrational and spiteful troll on this forum- which is very clear to everyone but yourself, appearently. don't make me pwn you again, jax.

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(who apparently is out of classes for the summer and has something better to do than post on one of the most useless forums in the history of the internet).


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if you think it's useless, then, please, leave and never come back, and don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

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He consistently failed to disprove anything that I wrote.

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but i haven't. don't make me do it again. i'm sure you'll come back with more of your "i've never been wrong, you are the one that's hateful, what a clown/troll/loser" hogwash that's usually all you ever respond to criticisim with. (which is, amazingly, exactly what you flame others for) sry, jax, but the whole forum can see right through your bullsht.

[jaxmike]

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But being right about most things makes attacking me on real issues pretty tough i suppose.


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RIMSHOT

Thank you very much. That was just a taste of comic stylings of Jaxmike the right wing parody. There's no cliche or stereotype too tired for Jaxmike. Have you heard the bit he does where he calls everyone socialists? Its a classic. If you're really lucky, he'll talk about your irrational hatred and how smart he is. Always good for a laugh. 3 nights a week and 2 shows a night. Get your tickets today!

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More arbitrary nonsense from you. I expect nothing less. You really have nothing to say do you? I call socialists socialists. You might not agree with me, thats fine. You are a tired joke, and one that was never very funny.

[jaxmike]

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no, you're a liar and a bigot, and the most obviously irrational and spiteful troll on this forum- which is very clear to everyone but yourself, appearently. don't make me pwn you again, jax.

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Such kind words. Thank you. However, your arbitrary rhetoric won't become any more true just by saying it either. Perhaps you and Kurto should attend some sort of camp to deal with your hatred, it's not healty.

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if you think it's useless, then, please, leave and never come back, and don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

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Again, whatever it takes to silence dissent. You facist liberals sicken me.

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but i haven't. don't make me do it again. i'm sure you'll come back with more of your "i've never been wrong, you are the one that's hateful, what a clown/troll/loser" hogwash that's usually all you ever respond to criticisim with. (which is, amazingly, exactly what you flame others for) sry, jax, but the whole forum can see right through your bullsht.

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Again, more arbitrary claims of pwning me. Your delusions of grandeur are impressive. You are reading right out of the radical left wing playbook, again. Blame others for that which you are. It doesn't work. Unfortunately there are plenty on this forum who DON'T see through your nonsense. Please reference the HATE that I allegedly spew.

[hetron]

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I am flattered by the fact that Kurto the Clown has become my personal stalker. Obviously he has a lot of fun replying to anything that I post; rarely ever using anything approaching a coherent thought in the posts that I had read before I initially ignored him, and in the two subsequent "second chances" that I gave him. I find it exciting, really, that he feels the need to constantly reply to anything that I post with, what I can only assume, are unflattering remarks. He consistently failed to disprove anything that I wrote. He consistently failed in his pitiful attempts at humor. He is purely, and simply (with the emphasis on simple) a troll. Not even a clever one like Dead (who apparently is out of classes for the summer and has something better to do than post on one of the most useless forums in the history of the internet).

The only motivation that I can think of for Kurto the Clown is that he fears me. But really, you have nothing to fear young man/woman. I simply am a supporter of personal freedom and responsibility. He doesn't like me (as much as he may claim to), or my "over the top for the hell of it" persona. I do support MOST of the positions that I present. However, his assertion that I am a parody is not entirely correct, though I do parody from time to time.

So, I am going to leave this forum under this name. Like a good Liberal he has used character assassination to discredit a lot of my real posts. That's fine though, he's only attacking that name. My challenge to Kurto the Clown is to point out who I am when I return under a different alias. If its really what I write that you parody, and not ME, then you should have no problem. Good luck Clown.

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Obviously this kid has your goat, if you feel the need to change names. You need to relax and realize that posting blanket attacks on the Left are just silly, and people are going to call you on it.

[bholdr]

jesus, you make this so easy!

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Please reference the HATE that I allegedly spew.

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You facist liberals sicken me.... You are a tired joke, and one that was never very funny... Just because you are too obtuse or unintelligent to understand my posts doesn't make them incomprehensible.... those who abort children for birthcontrol are going straight to [censored] hell and they [censored] deserve it... Will your mom?... Why do I waste my time trying to educate you idiots?... Sheep. Sheep. Follow the herd.... ROFLMAO! That proves you are truely an idiot.... You are so obtuse.... Your challenge of this is foolish, any person who has gone to college should know this.... This will be fun to make you look even more the fool... If half the people in this country have finally been convinced of the nonsense that the liberal propaganda machine has been spewing, then they are idiots... Good luck Clown.... Ok little boy, I am bored with this thread... She's a bitch. I never said I wanted her dead, you did. You ignorantly assumed that I wanted that bitch dead... I mean, can you even read?... You are an idiot... Cyrus'Mom(thinks to herself): Well maybe we should have aborted him...


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i could go on, but i should be working. honestly, you don;t think these statements at least make you LOOK hateful? really?

i told you not to make me PWN you again, but you did any way; how hateful will your response to this one be, i wonder?

don't make me bump the "jaxmike:" thread in which i caught you in a couple lies and exposed your bigotry (even though you can't see it, it's very clear to the rest of the forum)

standard issue jaxmike denial to follow....

[kurto]

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More arbitrary nonsense from you.

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Not arbitrary at all. You just don't understand it. It's merely a comment on the vacuousness and cliched nature of your posts.

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You really have nothing to say do you?

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I say plenty. For instance, the other night I posted references from numerous articles provided evidence that there was a history of same sex marriage for centuries. The reason I posted it was because of this clown named Jaxmike who repeatedly has written that, "Marriage has always been between a man and a woman." This clown Jaxmike, and others like him, think the definition requires a man and a woman. I posted a look at the definition of marriage (only requires a husband) based on its latin root and refer to articles that have shown the definition in various texts and older dictionaries never mentioned gender requirements. It aptly demonstrated why people like Jaxmike are so often wrong and outright ignorant. And that the best way to reply them is to mock them.

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I call socialists socialists.

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Clearly demonstrating you don't know what arbitrary means. You randomly call groups of people socialists. Its why you're so fun.

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You are a tired joke, and one that was never very funny.

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I didn't realize you were the board expert on humor. Considering how most people respond to you, I'd say a lot of people think you're unintentionally funny. An easy way to search it would be to find all the people you've called "socialist", accused them of "irrational hatred" and your many other quaint responses... I'm betting most of them agree with many of my comments.

If any of my jokes are funny, I wouldn't expect you to be amused by it. You seem quite humorless and I really doubt you have the self-awareness to laugh at yourself... so you wouldn't get it.

[kurto]

JAXMIKE POSTING HANDBOOK

1) make posting: posting should consist of right wing slogans and have lots of cliches. Be sure to dismiss all the left. Remember: the left are Fascist and socialist. Pepper these comments in your posts on a regular basis.
2) When people disagree- insult them. Tell them you're never wrong and how you're the smartest person on the board.
3) If YOU, on the other hand, are insulted by someone else, immediately act superiour and declare victory. Their insulting you means they cannot tackle your cutting edge cliches and slogans you parrot endlessly without any critical thought. Occasionally threaten to ignore them.
4) The catch word of the day is Arbitrary. Call Kurto arbitrary then, immediately call bholdr arbitrary. Its a good word.
5) If anyone posts a resource that counters your point, you have 2 options: (a) immediately dismiss the source as leftist or (b) just ignore it and remain ignorant. It helps to insult again. Remember- no matter how many times people do this to counter stuff you post- always accuse them of never providing a counter-argument... Always claim they have nothing productive to add.
6) RE: IGNORING- Though you constantly threaten to ignore people... NEVER DO IT. If they question why you aren't ignoring them like you promised, reply that you've given them another chance.. and they're blowing it.
7) Remember- always talk about other's hatred. They're the 'haters' and bigots... NOT YOU. Pity them for their hatred.
8) Tell them when they're using the playbook. You won't fall for it... you've read the playbook.
9)Say things like, "Your delusions of grandeur are impressive".... Don't forget to remind them how you're the smartest guy on the forum. When you do these two things in conjunction, be thankful you don't really understand irony.
10) Project your fault onto others. Keeps them on their toes.

By following the suggestions above, you can learn to be a cunning intellect and skilled debate master (though how can one call it debate when its fascist hateful socialists with delusions of grandeur VS the smartest man on the whole forum) like Jaxmike. It works for him!

I have highlighted some key 'jaxian' quotes from Jaxmike's post to bholdr to demonstrate his key mastery of the above.

"However, your arbitrary rhetoric"-- See how he was immediately dismissive AND used a key word. One posting before, he called another poster arbitrary. Repitition, repitition, repetition.

"Perhaps you and Kurto should attend some sort of camp to deal with your hatred." Pretty good... if he was completely in the zone, he would have said either "irrational hatred" or "arbitrary hatred"; either of which would have been 'peak jax'.

"You facist liberals sicken me." Superiour indignation and Good use of buzzword. Excellent. You call the forum useless... when someone suggests if you find it so to leave, THEY MUST BE FACIST LIBERALS. Excellent.

"Again, more arbitrary claims of pwning me. " Excellent, declare them wrong and then use "arbitrary" again.

"Unfortunately there are plenty on this forum who DON'T see through your nonsense." Good projection. He's the one full of nonsense.

[partygirluk]

Is anyone will to stand up for Jaxmike?








Hello?








HELLO???









Wow its quiet in here.

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Not a defense but I will offer an observation. I find amusing the amount of time and energy being expended to attack Jaxmike.
Funny, and somewhat sad at the same time..

[kurto]

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I find amusing the amount of time and energy being expended to attack Jaxmike.
Funny, and somewhat sad at the same time..

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Why is it sad? It's calling "ribbing" and guys have been doing it to each other forever.

And let's face it, the guy begs for ridicule.