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Old 07-09-2005, 08:38 AM
bisonbison bisonbison is offline
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Default That couch won\'t clean itself.

This post is only partly for love. Relentless, merciless love. Rolling, sailing, kiting, tumbling love grinding and rolling over bystanders.

Stand back, here comes love. And not just smooches and snuggles. Unabridged, brutal happy kissles and smudgens.

I'm left to advertise the pokey and gamboling stilted tilting staggers, the mild overwhelming flush, the jiggling foolish backslappering communion of grins.

Parley or bargain, but bat aside the tired, soft, indifferent charming ornaments, lie prone in the path and never decline the lazy ramble downhill to the better older glowing friendly menace den of care.



You heard me. Get out of the house, it's a beautiful day.
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Old 07-09-2005, 08:50 AM
raisethatmofo raisethatmofo is offline
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Default Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.

I'm too fat.
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Old 07-09-2005, 08:53 AM
bisonbison bisonbison is offline
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Default Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.

Your shameful groundhoggery isn't gonna stop the summer.

Get out of the house, it's a beautiful day.
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Old 07-09-2005, 10:47 AM
Larimani Larimani is offline
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Default Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.

Too much crack.
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Old 07-09-2005, 10:52 AM
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Default Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.

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Stand back, here comes love. And not just smooches and snuggles. Unabridged, brutal happy kissles and smudgens.

You heard me.

[/ QUOTE ]

weird. Is this what bison sounds like when he's in love?
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Old 07-09-2005, 11:25 AM
Mayhap Mayhap is offline
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Default Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.

I'm having lunch with Dylan Thomas.
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Old 07-09-2005, 11:52 AM
mason55 mason55 is offline
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Default Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.

Thanks for the inspiration, I'm going to the pool!
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Old 07-09-2005, 11:55 AM
Larimani Larimani is offline
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Default Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.

That said, wireless laptop + garden = win
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Old 07-09-2005, 11:57 AM
MoreWineII MoreWineII is offline
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Default Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.

It's a shitty day here. And my couch is spotless.
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Old 07-09-2005, 12:09 PM
SomethingClever SomethingClever is offline
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Default Re: That couch won\'t clean itself.

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It's a shitty day here. And my couch is spotless.

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Haha, I was just going to say the same thing. It's wet outside here in lovely pwntown.
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