I need to learn to play ring games...

This KJ [censored] is [censored] killing me. I don't know why the donkeys love it so much. And why the hell do I ALWAYS lose against these [censored] morons!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

MP2 (t5800)
CO (t975)
Button (t5520)
SB (t6080)
Hero (t3615)
UTG (t2605)
UTG+1 (t2350)
MP1 (t14570)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to t800</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t3615</font>, MP1 calls t2815.

Flop: (t7330) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t7330) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t7330) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t7330

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qh Qd (full house, twos full of queens).
MP1 has Jc Kd (full house, twos full of kings).
Outcome: MP1 wins t7330. </font>

dude can't even spel poker

I take it back. I take it all back. First hand of a $3.30 MTT.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (7 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Button (t1500)
SB (t1500)
Hero (t1500)
UTG (t1500)
MP1 (t1500)
MP2 (t1500)
CO (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls t20, MP1 calls t20, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls t20, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: (t90) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP1 checks, CO checks.

Turn: (t90) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP1 checks, CO checks.

River: (t90) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t90</font>, UTG folds, MP1 folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t360</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1480</font>, CO calls t1120 (All-In).

Final Pot: t3050

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Jd Kd (full house, jacks full of kings).
CO has Jc 9d (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins t3050. </font>