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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] I don't see any way possible you could do it for several minutes your first time without busting. [/ QUOTE ] I can, I was extremely nervous my time and it took a little wile but I did get there. I still get nervous when I do it because im often to worried about how it is for the girl and cant enjoy it as much. I am pretty inexperienced though so I imagine this will pass. [/ QUOTE ] You'd think you'd be over your nervousness by now, stud. web page |
#122
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] don't worry peachy, someday you'll find someone desperate enough to bang you. [/ QUOTE ] Thy name is Bizot. [/ QUOTE ]yeah dude is hella jockin it. |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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don't worry peachy, someday you'll find someone desperate enough to bang you. [/ QUOTE ] im a girl...its not that hard...all i gotta do is get some dude super drunk to where he cant comprehend a thing....ive got boobs (and they are SUPER huge since im fat) and a few holes for him to stick it in...so im gold |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] Basically, she was a slut and the condom came off while I was in her. [/ QUOTE ] Congrats on doing this your first time. It took me tons of practice to master this move. The key is to think of something gross so you can go limp for a split second, then discretely slide out and then back in, condomless. Chicks love this move. I call it the purple surprise. [/ QUOTE ] i knew a guy who would cut a small slit in all his condoms so they would tear and fall off. |
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[ QUOTE ] don't worry peachy, someday you'll find someone desperate enough to bang you. [/ QUOTE ] LoL that is hilarious if you only knew... [/ QUOTE ]are you saying she is a huge slut? |
#126
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Re: So I lost my virginity
nah I just find this hilariously pathetic how you rail the girl on here even though you are probably the same types of pimply face nerds that can't talk to a girl in public. So I'll just be on the side of not a dickweed on this one and laugh at you bumbling idiots.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I'm not too worried about AIDs but I dont want to get herpes or something, which I think is more common. [/ QUOTE ] Any cold sores/red blotches around her lips? (mouth and pussy) [/ QUOTE ] have her suck u off and nut in her mouth...if she lets u do this shes prolly disease free or doesnt know she has something...god knows she doesnt want that stuff in her mouth [/ QUOTE ] hmm or she has it in the mouth already but that's more likely |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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[ QUOTE ] don't worry peachy, someday you'll find someone desperate enough to bang you. [/ QUOTE ] im a girl...its not that hard...all i gotta do is get some dude super drunk to where he cant comprehend a thing....ive got boobs (and they are SUPER huge since im fat) and a few holes for him to stick it in...so im gold [/ QUOTE ] Not to mention more rolls than a bakery incase they can't find the holes... they are just as moist cause thats how fat girls are [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] |
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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where did the condom go? did it disappear in her vagina? if so, you probably have aids at best. [/ QUOTE ] This made me laugh. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
#130
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Re: So I lost my virginity
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This might be stupid but would it help if I took a shower right now and like washed my penis off really good? [/ QUOTE ] That won't do it. What you need to do is get some rubbing alcohol and a Q-tip. Dip the Q-tip in the rubbing alcohol until it is saturated. Next, insert the Q-tip into your urethra (your pee-hole) as far as it will go and then slowly move the Q-tip back and forth. It will sting a little, but that's how you know that it's working. |
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