Please console me after this loss... - Page 3

gildwulf · #21 09-23-2005, 03:54 PM

I lost a grand at 5/10 SH today so please STFU.

Thanks.

dibbs · #22 09-23-2005, 03:55 PM

You brought a smile to my face, thank you sir.

gildwulf · #23 09-23-2005, 03:58 PM

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haha IN YOUR FACE, LOSER

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This is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on twoplustwo. I literally laughed out loud.

theblitz · #24 09-23-2005, 04:01 PM

Now you know why I play only NL!

IronDragon1 · #25 09-23-2005, 04:12 PM

Where's the waaaaahhhhbulance dispatcher?

#26 09-23-2005, 04:25 PM

ended up busting the guy for about $60 20 minutes later.... sorry if i shouldn't of posted this here but if you are so ticked off by the post the best way to make that evident would be to ignore it, not bumping it to the top every 5 minutes with a reply. kthx.

EStreet20 · #27 09-23-2005, 04:52 PM

We'd rather insult you. And please explain how you took a single player for 60 bucks in 20 minutes playing .5-1 limit hold 'em. That statement just proves you're lying in an attempt to puff out your chest and sound like a good poker player.

cgwahl · #28 09-29-2005, 12:13 AM

Meh. Mines better I think...suggest you get used to it too.

Although his cards were suited...

Paradise Poker 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero raises, 4 folds, UTG 3-bets, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero caps, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (21.40 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
UTG bets, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero raises, UTG calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (14.70 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
UTG bets, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, (All-In) calls, MP2 calls, Hero caps, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

River: (26.60 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 bets, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 29.60 BB

Results in white below: 
UTG has Ad Qs (one pair, queens).
MP1 has Ks 9c (one pair, kings).
MP2 has 2h 4h (flush, king high).
Hero has Ah Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: MP2 wins 29.60 BB.

PuertoKid · #29 09-29-2005, 04:47 AM

every time dey make a bad dacision, dat be money in yo pocket baby, money in yo pocket!

AcmeSalesRep · #30 09-29-2005, 07:54 AM

So do you want this guy to fold rather than call pre-flop, flop, and turn?

Suck it up and move on...yesterday I got AA 3 times in 10 hands and every one of them suffered a more ridiculous beat than this. But I took good money off the table because eventually bad play catches up with people.

Acme