need more smart-ass comments to say to posers with sunglasses

[BISCO]

any suggestions will be considered.

[IronDragon1]

Why are you wearing sunglasses at a (insert small stakes limit ) game?

[MisterKing]

Better still, just play quietly until you bust them, and then counter with "shhh, I'm counting your chips" when they make some smart-ass comment about how they outplayed you despite the results.

[SinCityGuy]

"I figure that if you can’t deal with someone looking at you, you shouldn’t play poker." - Phil Ivey

[neotope]

I prefer to say nothing at all. Generally the mockers of people wearing sunglasses are usually bigger tools than the actual sunglass wearers.

[Photoc]

"the TV cameras are off!. This is 2/4, not the World Poker Tour"

[mantasm]

"Hey man. You in the sunglasses. Fuck you, man."

[detroitplayer]

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I prefer to say nothing at all. Generally the mockers of people wearing sunglasses are usually bigger tools than the actual sunglass wearers.

[/ QUOTE ]Agreed. In fact, anyone trying to be funny for the sake of getting people to think they're funny are usually not funny.

[BISCO]

[ QUOTE ]
"Hey man. You in the sunglasses. Fuck you, man."

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post of the month.

[mostsmooth]

[ QUOTE ]
Why are you wearing sunglasses at a (insert small stakes limit ) game?

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because i want to
because i feel more comfortable
its not small stakes to me
why do you care