Best movie quotes

[rohjoh]

Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got [censored] to do!

[MonkeeMan]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[SippinSoma]

"Act as if..." ~Boiler Room

"Get busy living or get busy dying." ~Shawshank Redemption

[MonkeeMan]

"You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

[swede123]

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"You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

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Of more recent movies Napoleon Dynamite easily wins the contest of most quotable lines.

You're just jealous 'cause I've been chatting with babes on the Internet all day.

Swede

[Phoenix1010]

I rethought it. This one is my favorite.

Andrew Largeman: You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of a sudden even though you have some place where you can put your stuff, that idea of home is gone.
Sam: I still feel at home in my house.
Andrew Largeman: You'll see when you move out it just sort of happens one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this rite of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for your kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.

[Exitonly]

That movie was soo hit or miss... but this line is one of my favorites of recent time...


"Your MOM Goes to college"

[@bsolute_luck]

"San Diego is German for a whale's vagina"

and

"you tried to grease me up and that is clearly gay."

i'll let you smart people figure the movies.

[Rduke55]

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Way to many to list but here's one of my favorites

"I'm the stylish one in the group"

"I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. I've also nicknamed my testes, the left one is James Westfolt and the right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater"

"You ladies play you're cards right you might just meet the whole gang"

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What are these from?

I can post 20 from Napoleon.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0374900/quotes

from the 40 year old virgin.

"Do you know how I know you're gay?"
"How"
"You listen to Coldplay"

LLL