30 facts about Chuck Norris

[slickpoppa]

This is some pretty funny sh1t:
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

If this has been posted before fck you all cause I actually did a search and didnt find anything.

[Rduke55]

OK, I thought this would be lame but it was, in fact, awesome.

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The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

[TheMainEvent]

This is a ripoff of Bill Brasky, but it's a pretty good one.

[samjjones]

"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."

"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."

[toss]

Hilarious.

[private joker]

These kind of posts are why I'm glad the original Sup Bro has been un-censored.

[astroglide]

another surprisingly funny link. good work today, guys.

Why don't you send him a PM

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Why don't you send him a PM

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Or his identical twin

[CrazyEyez]

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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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haha