HOW TO BEAT THE TAXMAN!

[Jay Dummeldinger]

I was thinking,

I have opened four different and made four accounts under different peoples names, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]family,friends,pets, etc.)

and set up banks accounts for each.

I distrubute the money equally under all the accounts showing only minimal gains under each persons name (by transfering with inter transfer accounts on the poker site.)

I then find recipts from casino and race tracks off losing tickets to balance any income the IRS says I ever had

with the loses at theses events,


SO WAHT DO YOU THINK ? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Jurollo]

I think you are a moron, and will eventually get nailed for fraud. Hell I might report and get 10% of the funds the IRS collects.
~Justin

[Jay Dummeldinger]

NO ITS JUST AN IDEA !!! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[Jurollo]

haha.
~Justin

[touchfaith]

Just open a church. That way you can rip the government off legally and gain praise at the same time.

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[messenger309]

Move to Canada. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[DrNo888]

Hmmm...open up a church and recruit altar boys to play.
Rake in the load!

[La Brujita]

I suspect you will find an easier way to beat the taxman. Just play losing poker.

[Niediam]

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I then find recipts from casino and race tracks off losing tickets to balance any income the IRS says I ever had
with the loses at theses events,



[/ QUOTE ]

There is a book on gambling tax law at my local Barnes & Noble (sorry, I don't know what it's called offhand). Anyhow, there is a story in the book about a person who came up with this same idea... and who happens to be in prison now.

Good luck.

[dogmeat]

You can't open a bank account without a photo ID and SS number.

Dogmeat [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]