Embarrassing sexual incidents

[miajag81]

What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you during sex? Less than an hour ago I walked around for about 10 minutes post-sex with the condom wrapper stuck to my back. Not that bad, I know, but I'd be interested in hearing some other people's horror stories.

[kerssens]

more funny than embarrassing but hotel carpet can be kinda slick on bare feet and I slipped once and totally bit it face first.

I had sex with rollingdirty's mom and he caught us - very embarassing

[nothumb]

One time I was having such a hard time getting off that when the tension finally released I let out a little crap. Just a squirt, but it was bad.

Luckily that was in prison, so WGAF, you know?

NT

[rollingdirty]

[STLantny]

Several times ive been drunk, and dont exactly hit the bulls eye, ie I accidently siihp.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I had sex with rollingdirty's mom and he caught us - very embarassing

[/ QUOTE ]

Ask 1/2 how his girlfriend left him for the bus boy at our local bar. He caught her and everything. THE BUS BOY.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh really - What about the love of your life Rollingdirty? you know andi. remember that we found out she used to blow the 300 lb samoan bartender at our other local bar??

[rollingdirty]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I had sex with rollingdirty's mom and he caught us - very embarassing

[/ QUOTE ]

Ask 1/2 how his girlfriend left him for the bus boy at our local bar. He caught her and everything. THE BUS BOY.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh really - What about the love of your life Rollingdirty? you know andi. remember that we found out she used to blow the 300 lb samoan bartender at our other local bar??

[/ QUOTE ]


THE BUS BOY. there is nothing you can comeback with.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't think i forgot about the fat girl with the tatoo of the state of texas on her back.

TATOO OF TEXAS ON HER BACK.

I reraise.

[rollingdirty]