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This is a hand history which proves that it is impossible to make plays on the internet in small stakes (2/4 in this case)

PokerStars Game #2050128415: Hold'em Limit ($2/$4) - 2005/07/07 - 04:28:14 (ET)
Table 'Sargas' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: alaskansam ($53 in chips)
Seat 2: SIMPETI ($462.50 in chips)
Seat 3: k7holler ($37 in chips)
Seat 4: dee.vegas ($50 in chips)
Seat 5: Di$co Stu ($87 in chips)
Seat 6: DarkTremor ($37 in chips)
DarkTremor: posts small blind $1
alaskansam: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DarkTremor [5c 5h]
SIMPETI: folds
k7holler: calls $2
dee.vegas: calls $2
Di$co Stu: raises $2 to $4
DarkTremor: raises $2 to $6
alaskansam: folds
k7holler: calls $4
dee.vegas: folds
Di$co Stu: calls $2
*** FLOP *** [8d Kh Ks]
DarkTremor: bets $2
k7holler: folds
Di$co Stu: raises $2 to $4
DarkTremor: calls $2
*** TURN *** [8d Kh Ks] [4c]
DarkTremor: checks
Di$co Stu: bets $4
DarkTremor: raises $4 to $8
Di$co Stu: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [8d Kh Ks 4c] [8c]
DarkTremor: bets $4
Di$co Stu: calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DarkTremor: shows [5c 5h] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Di$co Stu: shows [9d 9c] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
Di$co Stu collected $52 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $54 | Rake $2
Board [8d Kh Ks 4c 8c]
Seat 1: alaskansam (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: SIMPETI folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: k7holler folded on the Flop
Seat 4: dee.vegas folded before Flop
Seat 5: Di$co Stu (button) showed [9d 9c] and won ($52) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 6: DarkTremor (small blind) showed [5c 5h] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights