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Old 12-18-2005, 12:37 AM
MrDannimal MrDannimal is offline
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Anchor (to Holyfield): "So Charlie Steiner says you're only the 50th best fighter."

Holyfield: "In the world?"

Anchor: "In GEORGIA."

(cut to Steiner hiding under his desk while Evander storms through the office)

Holyfield: "STEINER! Come on out and get your whuppin'!"

Classic.
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Old 12-18-2005, 01:34 AM
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The Kenny Mayne one where it's "OldTimers Week" or something and these seniors are sitting with him at the newsdesk or whatever broadcasting and Kenny asks this old guy what he thinks about Patrick Ewing in a trade and the old guy does that old guy look like he can't hear and then says "neva hurd of 'em"
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:13 AM
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The one where Kenny Mayne wins at foosball, then runs aounrd the table and does the pose-slide like soccer players do. That killed me.
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:22 AM
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Come on man...Steve Olbermann and Craig Kilborn...how can you beat that. Old school [censored]
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Old 12-18-2005, 04:01 AM
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too bad kilborn isn't funny

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Old 12-18-2005, 09:26 AM
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The Scott Van Pelt one is genius.
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:43 PM
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Come on man...Steve Olbermann and Craig Kilborn...how can you beat that. Old school [censored]

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Dan: "You phony. Do they sell men's clothes where you got that outfit?"

Keith: "When was the last time your hair actually moved? Like 1977?"

Dan: "When you put your fingers through it."
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:29 PM
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Fact: ESPN needs give Craig Kilborn about 3 Million dollars to come in and save Sportscenter.

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They can get it from Comedy Central who should have paid Kilborn millions for leaving and allowing Jon Stewart to host the Daily Show.

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If that's supposed to mean The Daily Show is worse with Stewart...i fear for your sanity.
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:33 PM
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The best is an old one in which they get a high school kid as an anchor...

"Jimmy Key! What is he, like 70? I could hit him."
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Old 12-18-2005, 03:36 PM
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Come on man...Steve Olbermann and Craig Kilborn...how can you beat that. Old school [censored]

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Who is Steve Olbermann?
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