BEST STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE ???

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How do like this, Vernon? I'd like to kill you so bad I can barely contain myself. But I've been thinking, death is far too merciful a fate for you. So what I'm going to do is put you in prison. A nice petite white boy like you in a federal penitentiary... now let me just put it this way, I don't think you'll be able to remain anal-retentive for very long.

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4 posts since June, perfect for a gimmick account...you must have been jumping at the bit when you saw this thread.

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I be waitin on pirate threads meself, but they be more barren than a century-old sea-hag, arrr!

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A lack of appropriate threads to post in for this gimmick account is a good thing.

[Eurotrash]

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Didn't he die like 20 minutes into Executive Decision? I should have voted for that.

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"We're not gonna make it!"


"You are...!"

[surfinillini]

holy [censored], marked for death is on right now

[siccjay]

I thought they were all the same.

[correia]

Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!

[surfinillini]

how the [censored] did exit wounds get 8 votes, DMX is a [censored]

[Blarg]

It's disappointing to see he made that many movies.

Was it Above the Law where his final climactic duel was between him and some fat sloppy guy who looks like his training consisted of two-handed nacho eating and barfing on his pajamas while passed out drunk on the couch? That was the most ridiculous martial arts "showdown" I've ever seen in a movie that wasn't actually trying to make jokes. I couldn't believe me eyes.

[Russ McGinley]

I've seen all these movies. Executive Decision is the best movie out of them all. Under Seige is Seagal's best when he's the star.

Also, Geoff, I'm assuming you've seen the AtomFilms shorts? They are hilarious.

http://www.atomfilms.com/landing/lan...;mature=accept

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I've seen all these movies. Executive Decision is the best movie out of them all. Under Seige is Seagal's best when he's the star.

Also, Geoff, I'm assuming you've seen the AtomFilms shorts? They are hilarious.

http://www.atomfilms.com/landing/lan...;mature=accept

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that's some funny [censored] russ

don't forget to check me out on Tues on Live @ the bike, watch me donk off $800 in the 5/5NL game.

p.s. worst christopher walken impression ever

[Russ McGinley]

I'll be watching. Check out the others that are listed on that page, they are funny too though a little shorter.