Partytime! ***Theme: USA*** Please help me with my outfit.

[FatLoser]

My student fraternity is hosting a themeparty with USA as the theme on november 12th. I'd like suggestions for a typical american outfit including clothes, accessories and anything else you may come up with.

Thanks,
FatLoser

[Michael Davis]

The quintessential American outfit includes a tee shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers.

-Michael

[Neil Stevens]

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[Gamblor]

A McDonald's server costume.

A fat suit.

A giant mouth.

Camouflage.

A rifle.

[drewjustdrew]

Go eat a donut!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[tripdad]

like Michael said, jeans are a must.

however, do not forget HOW to wear the jeans. all the kids these days blindly follow the fad started in American prisons. the prisoner who was "available" for anal sex and such, wore baggier prison issue pants, and pulled them down to show his underpants/butt crack.

cheers!

[drewjustdrew]

If that is true, I think that is hilarious. I never understood why people wore pants like that.

[skunkworks]

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like Michael said, jeans are a must.

however, do not forget HOW to wear the jeans. all the kids these days blindly follow the fad started in American prisons. the prisoner who was "available" for anal sex and such, wore baggier prison issue pants, and pulled them down to show his underpants/butt crack.

cheers!

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Prisoner pants have the drawstring removed so that prisoners cannot hang themselves using them. Hence, the pants sagged. This explanation makes more sense.

[drewjustdrew]

jeans also are baggy because inmates tend to lose weight in prison.

I tried verifying the bitch angle online, but only found this tidbit.

[ThaSaltCracka]

go as Uncle Sam.