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Old 12-23-2005, 05:14 PM
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hahah, best advice of the thread
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Old 12-23-2005, 05:14 PM
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Tai-Kwan Do or whatever comes from some part of Asia but it doesn't mean everyone in Asia knows it [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

You're correct though - Running away was the best move. I just hope there are other Jessica Alba look alikes without boyfriends out there.
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Old 12-23-2005, 05:17 PM
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When he pulls the knife, tell him you'll fight him but you need to go over the rules first. When he says there are no rules in a knife fight, kick him in the balls as hard as you can and say, "Well, if there aint' going to be any rules, let's get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go." After your new girlfriend yells out, "1,2,3, go!", knock him out with a doublefisted roundhouse punch.
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Old 12-23-2005, 05:18 PM
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I would never fight a Filipino holding a knife unless I wanted to commit suicide. Kali/Escrima/Arnis comes from the Philipines, so they practically invented knife fighting. Your height doesn't mean [censored].

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I wouldn't fight anyone with a knife unless I had to. By the way, last time I was in the PI all they were doing was shooting at us. They couldn't shoot worth [censored].
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Old 12-23-2005, 05:22 PM
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Tai-Kwan Do or whatever comes from some part of Asia but it doesn't mean everyone in Asia knows it

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It's Tae Kwon Do and it's from Korea. And for your own health, when having knives pulled on you in the Phillipines, assume they know a little something.
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Old 12-23-2005, 05:35 PM
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Calmly state "never bring a knife to a gun fight" as you pull your 9mm out and fire a warning shot to his knee cap. Walk back in the bar and order a flaming 151. Leave a nice tip.
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Old 12-23-2005, 05:56 PM
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I tried to get a flaming 151 earlier from that bar but they didn't have it.. The strongest drink they had was BOMBAY SAPHIRE...
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Old 12-23-2005, 06:08 PM
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I tried to get a flaming 151 earlier from that bar but they didn't have it.. The strongest drink they had was BOMBAY SAPHIRE...

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People who run away from knife fights don't drink 151...
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Old 12-23-2005, 06:14 PM
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I think it depends if you're Guile or Ryu.

Guile: do the statue of liberty thing and he won't be able to touch you. Eventually he'll go away.

Ryu: throw him, since your throw creates distance and then you can run.

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Old 12-23-2005, 06:15 PM
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Very Butch(Cassidy)
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