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Party with Rocks & Rings
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/poker...amp;id=2187395
[ QUOTE ] "Me and Brian are working on a package where guys can come to Vegas and party with me for a night out,'' Esfandiari says. "They get to have one night out where I take them out, they don't have to wait in any lines, they get the VIP-superstar-celebrity treatment. They get to party with me all night long, they get girls brought to them all night long, they have a security guard and the ropes around the table -- the whole nine yards. We don't have a price or anything, but we're working on partying like a rock star with Antonio.'' [/ QUOTE ] I'll be sure to start saving my $$. |
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Re: Party with Rocks & Rings
Yikes. It's actually considered winning when you have to do this? I'd have to lose a bet of some kind if you were gonna force me to go for a 'night on the town' with esfandiari and his boys. If i win something give me something I can actually use... like entry into a tournament or something at least.
EDIT: Oh crap, I thought you had to like win a contest and you got to party with them, now that I read it again it's just a service they're going to CHARGE for. that's even worse! You pay ME. |
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Re: Party with Rocks & Rings
A fee for a miller light, a roofie, a perforated anus and some guy waving his hands behind me whilst I lay unconcious? I thought I got that for free in prison, what a 1.4.
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Re: Party with Rocks & Rings
The esfandiari is the shiznits. He gets more poontang than 99.9 of poker players. You fools wish you could be down with the Esfandiari. Rocks n Rings, baby!
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Re: Party with Rocks & Rings
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The esfandiari is the shiznits. He gets more poontang than 99.9 of poker players. You fools wish you could be down with the Esfandiari. Rocks n Rings, baby! [/ QUOTE ] I'd almost rather not get laid for the rest of my life than be "down with the Esfandiari" |
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Re: Party with Rocks & Rings
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they get girls brought to them all night long, '' [/ QUOTE ] How much was that again? |
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Re: Party with Rocks & Rings
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] The esfandiari is the shiznits. He gets more poontang than 99.9 of poker players. You fools wish you could be down with the Esfandiari. Rocks n Rings, baby! [/ QUOTE ] I'd almost rather not get laid for the rest of my life than be "down with the Esfandiari" [/ QUOTE ] Pretty much the same thing, though. |
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Re: Party with Rocks & Rings
I can picture me at the club.
Hot girl that Antonio brought over: "Hi." Me: "Hi." Hot girl: "What's with the security guard and ropes and stuff?" Me: "It's for the playa haters." Hot girl: "Oh. Are you a friend of Antonio?" Me: "No, I just pay him money and he lets me hang out with him." Hot girl: "Okay, well, I guess I'll be seeing you." Me: "Yep. Rocks n rings baby. Rocks n rings." |
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Re: Party with Rocks & Rings
[ QUOTE ]
I can picture me at the club. Hot girl that Antonio brought over: "Hi." Me: "Hi." Hot girl: "What's with the security guard and ropes and stuff?" Me: "It's for the playa haters." Hot girl: "Oh. Are you a friend of Antonio?" Me: "No, I just pay him money and he lets me hang out with him." Hot girl: "Okay, well, I guess I'll be seeing you." Me: "Yep. Rocks n rings baby. Rocks n rings." [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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Re: Party with Rocks & Rings
I'd rather pay for this than that stupid poker boot camp thingy.
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