WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?

Some kid in my dorm in this crappy NL game: "i play so much better when im tired. Its like, trill tight."
Egocide: "Sigh. Yea, man, trill tight"

[Wee Stinker]

Real quotes from home poker games (featuring alcohol)

"Let's have a game of five star cud"

Dealer: "Who's to bet?".
Other players: "You have to deal the cards first."

Player 1: "Someone hasn't posted their blind..."
Other players: "It's you, again"

"This version of poker is called 'Lasagne with extra choccy topping' and uses all the cards in the deck"

"I ain't never seen no-one do nothing like that before"

[stigmata]

A good one from last nights session:

I hit my nut flush draw on the river. Retarded villain states: "[censored] moron. I can't believe you chase with that crap"