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08-17-2005, 08:28 PM
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WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?
what is the gayest or most retarded thing someone has said to you while playing online poker???
A guy once asked me what a raked hand was and I told them the computer system randomly will rake money off the table, just at random, and he believed be and said, how can they do that? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] what an idiot 
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08-17-2005, 08:33 PM
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Re: WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?
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what is the gayest or most retarded thing someone has said to you while playing online poker??? A guy once asked me what a raked hand was and I told them the computer system randomly will rake money off the table, just at random, and he believed be and said, how can they do that? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] what an idiot [/ QUOTE ] My name is Mr. McVicker.
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08-17-2005, 08:36 PM
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Re: WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?
He deserved a honest reply though.
I played a pretty good player heads up once and after a while he said "we are missing on dollars". I said "Yes, of course". He then said "I started with x, you started with y, it does not add up". I then had to explain him about the rake. He then said "If it is this way, I don't want to play here". Weird, did he think it was non-profit?
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08-17-2005, 09:02 PM
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Re: WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?
party 5/10 6 max:
I am sb with 33.utg calls mp raise 2 callers and I call utg calls.Flop 377 Turn 2 Capped 3 ways River 10 I bet and both call. Pot was: 256 $ Mp had AA and utg says: FISH: wait a mint I had the 3 sevens #2366400172: howsurdady wins $12 from the main pot with two pairs, eights and sevens. ME: three sevens? #2366405085: howsurdady wins $43.50 ME: there must be some kind of mistake ME: u really had 3 sevens? FISH: yes I had 3 sevens and you 3 3es ME: mmm ME: how strange ME: email support #2366408418: howsurdady wins $25 FISH: then why did it give you the money ME: dunno OTHER GUY WHO LIKES TO SPOIL JOKES: the guy with the threes had a full house you didnt ME: what? THE GUY: you had pokcet 3's and flop was 3-77 full house FISH: i guess that was strange though ME: it was a lot of money #2366412873: grpsmuggler wins $40.50 FISH: i will recheek it later ME: call support ME: so they can have a laugh FISH: yes I will thanks
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08-18-2005, 01:06 AM
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Re: WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?
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#2366400172: howsurdady wins $12 from the main pot with two pairs, eights and sevens. [/ QUOTE ] So if you had 3's full of 7's, how did someone with 2 pair win the hand?
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#6
08-18-2005, 01:10 AM
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Re: WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?
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[ QUOTE ] #2366400172: howsurdady wins $12 from the main pot with two pairs, eights and sevens. [/ QUOTE ] So if you had 3's full of 7's, how did someone with 2 pair win the hand? [/ QUOTE ] The conversation took place during the next hand, plus I use the summary chat which only says the winner of each pot, not the cards dealt or anything. Thats why during the conversation there ae a lot of: xxxx wins pot of xxx $
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#7
08-18-2005, 10:58 AM
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Re: WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?
I had someone mail in today who was complaining that four of a kind beat a flush twice - he was telling us to fix the system...
My all time favourite was someone who typed in chat "I'm 13". We close his account, and he mailed back saying (and this is a direct quote, I kept the mail): [ QUOTE ] Sorry, but i did not said i was 13, maybe it was a burglar or something, but i am 18 almost 19 so taht is not possible [/ QUOTE ]
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08-18-2005, 11:51 AM
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Re: WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING
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My all time favourite was someone who typed in chat "I'm 13". [/ QUOTE ] I was playing with some really abusive tard a while back, who was acting like a 12 year old. I asked him how old he was, and he starts showing off about how he is teenager and gambling underage on his mums credit card, etc. I sent the HH to Party, and they promptly banned him [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#9
08-19-2005, 04:13 AM
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Re: WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?
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Sorry, but i did not said i was 13, maybe it was a burglar or something, but i am 18 almost 19 so taht is not possible [/ QUOTE ] This is way too funny. A burglar, lmao.
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#10
08-19-2005, 04:57 AM
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Re: WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?
Huge fish from my live game at college was always made fun of when we played and one day tried to argue back. Him trying to argue back logistics through poker is like a blind man arguing about the quality of a graphics card. After people continually got frustrated that he was playing hands like 2/7 he blurts out "LOOK GUYS, THE QUALITY OF YOUR STARTING CARDS IS ONLY DETERMINED BY WHAT COMES OUT ON THE BOARD". Someone responds: "How can quality of starting cards be dependent on an event which has not yet occured (the flop)"... *silence*
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