I got demoted after only 3 days back on the job :(

[tonypaladino]

Dr. S: Butter eating wasn't as lucrative as it seemed at the time.

Diablo: It's a huge brick building with high ceilings, I don't think a fire would spread well.

River: I totally assumed she was taking me to the back to congratulate me. Oh well.

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Diablo: It's a huge brick building with high ceilings, I don't think a fire would spread well.

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Full of PAPER!!! I think it would burn fine.

[Sponger15SB]

I would have told him to leave the store. Then again, because people still believe that the customer is always right, you probably would have gotten in trouble for that anyways.

[tonypaladino]

I was in a position to tell him to leave, however I should have told him nicely to leave, then radioed (sp?) for security if he didn't. The issue was the 3 f-bombs and sodomy threat screamed on the crowded sales floor.

[LeatherFace]

Its seems like a stupid idea to put a huge, angry butter eating maniac on cashier. I'd keep him on crowd control or fire him or give him a bj.

I guess your best bet at this job is to just stand there and look at the babes. If someone budges, look away.

[Blarg]

Nothing sucks like being the guy in charge of taking all the blame but given no power.

Yeah, I gotta go with Acme on this one, it's full of paper...

[kipin]

I'm still trying to imagine someone directing me with a traffic wand inside a retail store.

Sounds quite hilarious actually.

You need to bang that chick from MySpace to relieve some tension.

[d10]

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I'd keep him on crowd control or fire him or give him a bj.

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wtf?