A poker story

Being from Austria myself I think this is a cute little story ...
tess

[JAA]

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I read this somewhere else...

"In the poker game of life...women are the rake"

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What the [censored] are you talking about, what saying?

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I dunno.....There oughtta be one.

- Jags

[Ianco15]

I need to work on my reading comprehension. I thought he had trip 8s. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Theodore Donald Kiravatsos]

I read it somewhere else. At another time. They are someone else's words. I didn't think of this myself. What is so hard to understand about that.

[eviljeff]

I'm waiting for the part where he gambled on the internet.

[RED_RAIN]

1/2 a star

[ncboiler]

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I read this somewhere else...

"In the poker game of life...women are the rake"

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Too funny

[ncboiler]

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who says you can't bury them under the patio?

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Local building codes.

[IggyWH]

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I read it somewhere else. At another time. They are someone else's words. I didn't think of this myself. What is so hard to understand about that.

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Step 1 : Get into car
Step 2 : Drive to video store
Step 3 : Rent "Rounders"
Step 4 : Drive home
Step 5 : Watch "Rounders"
Step 6 : Bang your head off a wall when you realize your stupidity

[Theodore Donald Kiravatsos]

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Step 5 : Watch "Rounders"


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This is where your little plan breaks down. Step 5 is not going to happen. It hasn't happened yet. Sorry, I'm not a big fan of "Tilt" either.

Run along Walter, and see if you can't find a u-nee-corn.