I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS

[random]

It's more fun to crack 'em against players who don't know how to fold 'em than to have 'em.

[Chaostracize]

Probably the funniest post ever.

Two plus two is entertaining again.

[RydenStoompala]

You played the hand perfectly. The ruling was just and fair. The woman should not have punched you in the groin. I was in the 2,000 - 4,000 lowball Jockers Wild game right next to you and some dope tried to beat my quad nines with a wheel straight. I had to call over the "pit boss" (all the way from the craps table) and have the stupid jerk declared a cheater. He followed me around for an hour and stuck a Bic pen in my eye while I was ordering a hamburger in the Bellagio washroom. I was in too much pain to retaliate, so I just lay there until the pit boss, this one from the blackjack area, came in and gave me some money. Typical night, really.

[Photoc]

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The ruling was just and fair.

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How do you figure that the floor giving this idiot the pot was just and fair? He didn't win. Either you didn't read the post or you have no idea about the rules of Omaha. Only 2 cards in your hand can be played with 3 of the cards on the board that make the best hand. In this case, there was no low hand out either. Therefore, AAAA is [censored]. He had 3's full of A's and the woman had quad 3's with a K kicker.

[slickpoppa]

It's a f*cking joke! Damn some of you people are dense.

[submariner]

Well, it's not exactly a joke. It's like a joke, only not funny.

[UOPokerPlayer]

Please post more.

[chesspain]

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I was in the 2,000 - 4,000 lowball Jockers Wild game right next to you and some dope tried to beat my quad nines with a wheel straight. I had to call over the "pit boss" (all the way from the craps table) and have the stupid jerk declared a cheater. He followed me around for an hour and stuck a Bic pen in my eye while I was ordering a hamburger in the Bellagio washroom. I was in too much pain to retaliate, so I just lay there until the pit boss, this one from the blackjack area, came in and gave me some money. Typical night, really.

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Now I know this post is B.S. You can't order a hamburger in the Bellagio washroom--the grill has been out of order for weeks.

[Swampy]

[img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] (sigh) I'm guessing you don't bluff much, do ya, photoc? Thanks for the scintillating explanation of the r00ls of Omaha. Don't know what we'd do without ya ...

[EliteNinja]

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...playing 100/200 Omaha/8 for the first time (I've made a career playing stud for thirty years)....

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The most impressive part was that he convinced the pit boss that he was supposed to win when in actuality the vietnamese lady should have won. That is a skill in itself.