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Old 12-09-2005, 12:47 AM
Sponger15SB Sponger15SB is offline
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IT IS COOL WHEN YOU SIT DOWN TO PLAY SOME $25NL 6MAX AND AT ONE TABLE YOU START OFF HOT AND GET REALLY GOOD CARDS AND YOU WIN LIKE 5 OF THE FIRST 10 HANDS ON THE FLOP BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID [censored] WHO CAN'T HANG WITH HOW GOOD YOU ARE. ANYWAYS I WAS UP LIKE $15 IN ONLY A FEW MINUTES WINNING EVERY HAND.

THEN YOU GET AJ IN THE SB AND RAISE, THE STUPID BB CALLS.

FLOP IS J 8 X AND YOU BET AND HE CALLS, THEN OF COURSE YOU GUYS GO ALL IN ON THE TURN BECAUSE DUMB IDIOT DECIDES TO MAKE A STAND BECAUSE YOU COME INTO THE TABLE KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES....

ANYWAYS, 8 ON THE RIVER, YOU LOSE TO 98 AND THEN YOU LOG OFF ALL YOUR TABLES LIKE 5 SECONDS INTO THE SESSION AND DECIDE TO WATCH TV UNTIL YOUR MOM GETS HOME AND MAKES REALLY EPIC BEEF STROGANHASSELHOF AND YOU CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR MISERABLE LIFE.

AT LEAST I KNOW I'M NOT JUSTINA WHO 5 PUTTS IN GOLF. SERIOUSLY GUYS, HE 5 PUTT A HOLE. THAT WAS SICK, ILL NEVER FORGET IT.
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:48 AM
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clearly your best work to date
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:53 AM
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Welcome to my life.
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Old 12-09-2005, 02:06 AM
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It was a tough green.
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Old 12-09-2005, 02:31 PM
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ANYWAYS, 8 ON THE RIVER, YOU LOSE TO 98 AND THEN YOU LOG OFF ALL YOUR TABLES LIKE 5 SECONDS INTO THE SESSION AND DECIDE TO WATCH TV UNTIL YOUR MOM GETS HOME AND MAKES REALLY EPIC BEEF STROGANHASSELHOF AND YOU CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR MISERABLE LIFE.

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Moms is so cool. She makes everything right.

Can you carry your gambling losses forward to the next tax year?
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Old 12-09-2005, 03:35 PM
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fold preflop
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Old 12-09-2005, 04:40 PM
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It was a tough green.

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my hero!
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Old 12-09-2005, 05:04 PM
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YOUR MOM IS EPIC
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