my drunken friend just pissed on my carpet

[imported_The Vibesman]

Once after a night of drinking a bunch of us were passed out on my buddy Ron's living room floor. Jay gets up, drunk, walks over to where Ron is lying in a sleeping bag, whips it out and starts to piss on Ron. Had no clue what was going on. Ron wakes up drunk, confused, and scared and cries out, then covers his head with the sleeping bag. Hilarity ensues.

Good times.

[Shajen]

atleast he didn't [censored] everywhere.

Piss on him.

That way when his new boss tells him he's pissed off about his new employee showing up late, he can reply with "You're pissed off today? Well I was pissed on last night. CENSORED YOU BUDDY I QUIT! CENSORED EVERYONE!!!"

[Duffman]

Last summer me and a couple of friends got trashed and my friend thought he was being funny and pissed on my leg. It took me a while to notice (I was TRASHED), but once I did I flipped out. To resolve the matter, I made my friend put his bare foot in my toilet while I pissed on it.

[coffeecrazy1]

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That rug really tied the room together man.

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And this dude peed on it.

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That rug really tied the room together man.

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The Dude: "Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the [censored] are you talking about? "

Walter Sobchak: "What the [censored] are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

The Dude: J"eez, Walter, I'm not talking about the guys who built the [censored] railroad here."