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Lt Ilia 11 9.09%
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:07 AM
Edge34 Edge34 is offline
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Default Re: Does the Size Matter?

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I forget which comedian does this bit in his act...

but yeah, I wanna see her get opemed up like a thanksgiving turkey

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Ron White did a bit where he said he was talking to one of his friends who had a problem with gay people. So to prove a point, he asked this friend about his porn preferences...

Something along the lines of:
"You watch porn don't you"
"Damn right!"
"Well, do you only watch scenes that have just women in them?"
"No, a man and a woman making love is a beautiful thing."
"Well, do you like watching scenes where the man has a little 2-inch flaccid penis?"
"Hell no I like a big throbbb......ohhhhh...."

Close enough, point taken I'm sure.
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:17 AM
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1.
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:22 AM
Willluck Willluck is offline
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One of my best friends is on record saying (while completely intoxicated), that his porn needs to quote: "have some dick in it, and it better be big."

-SmileyEH

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He must owe you a lot of favors [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:22 AM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
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I give up. What's with the #s? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:23 AM
Hojglad Hojglad is offline
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Default Re: Does the Size Matter?

Stick to blackjack.
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:28 AM
CallMeIshmael CallMeIshmael is offline
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I give up. What's with the #s? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Istewart's post in SS (which is the forum I post in when posting on poker) are essentially all off topic. Like, he has hundreds. And none of them are at all related to poker theory.

And I make fun of him about this, and say he has 5000 completely worthless posts. Then I saw this and told him over AIM that he has 1 good post. Since then, I've been couting. He has 9.


He has just opted to copy me.
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:33 AM
Inthacup Inthacup is offline
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Default Re: Does the Size Matter?

I'd say big cock just cause you know no girl is going to make the noises a porn star makes over a pencil dick.
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:57 AM
Stuey Stuey is offline
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I'd say big cock just cause you know no girl is going to make the noises a porn star makes over a pencil dick.

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The only way anyone could "know" this for sure is if they had a pencil dick. So I'm sure you were just guessing right?
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Old 06-26-2005, 12:57 AM
Brainwalter Brainwalter is offline
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I'd say big cock just cause you know no girl is going to make the noises a porn star makes over a pencil dick.

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The only way anyone could "know" this for sure is if they had a pencil dick. So I'm sure you were just guessing right?

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They would also have to have [censored] every girl.
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Old 06-26-2005, 11:01 PM
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