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Old 06-08-2005, 11:21 PM
gunt gunt is offline
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Default Cruelest High School Nicknames

OK, we all went to high school with kids that earned nicknames for whatever reason ( deformities, lack of intelligence, drug/drinking problems, ugliness )
I want you guys to tell me some of the funniest nicknames you called people in high school, and for what reason.
I'll start:
scorch: a kid on the football team with breath that smelled like baked crap
hubble: a kid with glasses so thick i think he could see the crab nebula.
sloth: an extremely ugly/stupid girl with a cleft lip ( taken fronm the character in GOONIES )
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Old 06-08-2005, 11:29 PM
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OK, we all went to high school with kids that earned nicknames for whatever reason ( deformities, lack of intelligence, drug/drinking problems, ugliness )
I want you guys to tell me some of the funniest nicknames you called people in high school, and for what reason.
I'll start:
scorch: a kid on the football team with breath that smelled like baked crap
hubble: a kid with glasses so thick i think he could see the crab nebula.
sloth: an extremely ugly/stupid girl with a cleft lip ( taken fronm the character in GOONIES )

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A kid was named "Brown Tongue" because he apparently had anilingus with his girl.
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Old 06-08-2005, 11:53 PM
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Whitefeet - because he beat off in the shower.
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Old 06-08-2005, 11:55 PM
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Whitefeet - because he beat off in the shower.

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classic
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Old 06-08-2005, 11:57 PM
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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:02 AM
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here's another i just remembered: cookie monster.... she had 2 lazy eyes... beeer money where are you?.. I know you've got a few.
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:03 AM
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Tumor Head, because I had life-saving brain surgery my sophomore year.
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:06 AM
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CLB - compulsive lying bitch

... to quickly rundown a few of this girls lies .... her dad was suppose to be in the WTC towers on 9/11, she was told she had some sort of rare heart ailment and needed surgery, she once had frostbite on her hands so bad they almost needed to be amputated, she was friends with jack johnson, she met kelly slater (6x world surfing champion) in australia and the next day she randomly saw him there again and he remembered her name, etc etc etc

Chainsaw Chan - asian girl who was horrible at sucking dick
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:07 AM
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Scissor Hands- this kid fingered a girl the wrong way and now she can't have kids.

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I call bullsh*t
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Old 06-09-2005, 12:11 AM
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Default Re: Cruelest High School Nicknames

oh, god... i can't even share some of the ones that my freinds handed out- they had a nickname for EVERYONE, so that they could talk sht about a person when they were in the room and their subject wouldn't know who they were making fun of... sometimes the subject would participate in the jokes... awfull

these I can share:

they called one fat chick 'jubba-jubba'

one kid with acne acars 'BBA' (burned by acid)

and one freind of ours: 'captain buttsex'

edit: the lazy eye comment reminded me: 'CPG' (crack pipe girl)

and 'k-nubby fresh'- a kid missinf his index, middle, and ring fingers on one hand
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