WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?

what is the gayest or most retarded thing someone has said to you while playing online poker???


A guy once asked me what a raked hand was and I told them the computer system randomly will rake money off the table, just at random, and he believed be and said, how can they do that? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] what an idiot

[TheHip41]

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what is the gayest or most retarded thing someone has said to you while playing online poker???


A guy once asked me what a raked hand was and I told them the computer system randomly will rake money off the table, just at random, and he believed be and said, how can they do that? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] what an idiot

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My name is Mr. McVicker.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

He deserved a honest reply though.

I played a pretty good player heads up once and after a while he said "we are missing on dollars". I said "Yes, of course". He then said "I started with x, you started with y, it does not add up". I then had to explain him about the rake. He then said "If it is this way, I don't want to play here". Weird, did he think it was non-profit?

[pecto]

party 5/10 6 max:

I am sb with 33.utg calls mp raise 2 callers and I call utg calls.Flop 377



Turn 2

Capped 3 ways

River 10

I bet and both call. Pot was: 256 $


Mp had AA and utg says:

FISH: wait a mint I had the 3 sevens
#2366400172: howsurdady wins $12 from the main pot with two pairs, eights and sevens.
ME: three sevens?
#2366405085: howsurdady wins $43.50
ME: there must be some kind of mistake
ME: u really had 3 sevens?
FISH: yes I had 3 sevens and you 3 3es
ME: mmm
ME: how strange
ME: email support
#2366408418: howsurdady wins $25
FISH: then why did it give you the money
ME: dunno
OTHER GUY WHO LIKES TO SPOIL JOKES: the guy with the threes had a full house you didnt
ME: what?
THE GUY: you had pokcet 3's and flop was 3-77 full house
FISH: i guess that was strange though
ME: it was a lot of money
#2366412873: grpsmuggler wins $40.50
FISH: i will recheek it later
ME: call support
ME: so they can have a laugh
FISH: yes I will thanks

[yvesaint]

WHAT IS THE STUPIDIEST THING SOMEONE HAS SAID TO YOU WHILE PLAYING?

[Jimbo]

Sup Bro

[whiskeytown]

something along the lines of "you suck...I'll stick around just to watch you bust out" right after I busted him out and sent him to the rail -

threats to bust me after you've been resigned to observer status just seem ultra lame -

RB

Stupid? How about:

"You can't fold before the flop because you never know what will come."

I was quite pleased when he said it, and did pretty well that day. Must have had the right cards or something.

[Sponger15SB]

I like it when fish who are 60vpip/25pfr are talking [censored] to another fish who is like around 80vpip/5pfr in my $100nl 6-max ring games.

Saying things such as "oh you keep playing that way and I'll get it all back" and then I can't help but think "...and then lose it back to every non idiot on party poker"

[Durs522]

"There are no bad cards, just bad flops." - Sunglass wearing 30 year old at Foxwoods 1/2 NL.

Durs