Pooping your pants

[tworooks]

I wouldn't recommend it.

[CallMeIshmael]

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EDIT: afweoiro3r43kasdf


ReEDIT: It took me two edits before I could bring myself to use words. Wow are you retarded.

[WackityWhiz]

if pooping your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

[jgunnip]

was it a fart gone bad?

[tworooks]

Nope, it was warming up before our football game today. Bathrooms locked, ask coach for the key, I have to run to his car(in my cleats, on concrete) and back to the bathroom. There's about 20-30 different keys, and of course it was one of the last ones going from left to right on the ring of keys. As I was running in, it just came out, all liquidy and everything. Wasn't wearing any underwear, just two pairs of shorts. Got my under ones all pooped on, and all over the back of my leg. After I cleaned up off my leg and wiped my ass, I left the shorts there in the bathroom with a bnuch of [censored] on the ground, and also all over the toilet seat(I'm not sitting down there). Anyways though, I thought it was quite funny and I'm not gonna be all shy about it. I had to laugh it off with the rest of the guys. But yeah, its a pretty weird feeling when poop comes out while your shorts are still on.

[jokerthief]

This thread went from the worst thread of the year to the funniest quicker than a puma chasing a jackrabbit.

[tworooks]

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This thread went from the worst thread of the year to the funniest quicker than a puma chasing a jackrabbit.

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Yep, I thought I'd entertain you guys. No problem.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

I can't tell if this is this a joke, a bet, or TMI.

[B Dids]

This is not the best thread about shitting yourself ever posted on 2+2.

[jgunnip]

dude i would have left some on my leg, gone up to the other team and told 'em i just [censored] myself and showed them your leg.