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Old 09-28-2005, 02:51 PM
Amid Cent Amid Cent is offline
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Default Re: Extremely dumb question so flame away!

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Do you wear cologne and deoderant at the same time? If I'm going to school what is the norm just cologne or deoderant and cologne? I am a moron so I need help on this. Thanks.

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Move to France. You can smell as bad as you want, never shave any part of your body, and surrender any time someone looks at you in a threatening way.
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Old 09-28-2005, 03:13 PM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
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Default Re: Extremely dumb question so flame away!

I apologize for these other dudes, they're just barbarians...

The real answer is that clearly: you don't need both, so one has to go...the clash of smells could do serious damage to your pheromonal afterimages’ reputation. So let’s consider the FACTS:

1. Antiperspirant has be PROVEN to cause breast cancer in monkeys (age 2-4) so that’s out.

2. Deodorant stops working after 1 week of use because the underarm fibers that cause sweat to accrete bacterial-odor build up a resistance to its antibodies, so no-go there.

2. Cologne is made from ALL NATURAL herbs and apothecaries that have been handed down thru generations of perfumiers that know not only the perfect PH balance for odor-SUPPRESSION but have been versed for miles in the secret art of odor-enhancement (or IMPRESSION!!!)!

4. Women really love a man that smells like a big strong bull, (if that’s what your into not that there’s anything wrong with that!)?

So obviously the best option is to douse your self with kerosene and light it aflame each sunny morn.
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Old 09-28-2005, 03:21 PM
codewarrior codewarrior is offline
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Default Re: Extremely dumb question so flame away!

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
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Old 09-28-2005, 03:22 PM
MrTrik MrTrik is offline
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Default Re: Extremely dumb question so flame away!

To cut throught the BS: wear an unscented underarm antipersperant or one that is both a deoderant and anti-persperant.

Then tactifully add calogne if you want. Don't overdue it.

If you choose some scented underarm stuff, do not wear calogne unless it's the same scent. Old spice is an example where you can wear both, but I wouldn't do that if you hope to get laid.
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Old 09-28-2005, 03:38 PM
WackityWhiz WackityWhiz is offline
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Default Re: Extremely dumb question so flame away!

I HAD a friend in middle school who only wore cologne... no deoderant. He is probably still single today if that answers your question.

I'm sure there are strong scented deoderants that would clash with a certain cologne. I'm convinced there is a special combination that will get the ladies allll the time. Maybe we can figure that one out.
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