Movie Review: Rent

[andyfox]

An excellent movie to see if you played too much poker last night and need some rest. Make sure you fall soundly asleep during the first hour, though, as the second hour gets a little loud and might wake you. The third hour is even louder.

The fourth hour is the worst. Mimi apparently dies. But then, the camera pans down to her hand. Alas, one of her fingers twitches. SHE'S ALIVE. On, no. That means it's not over. The movie then ends three more times.

Most of the scenes feature a very dark cinematography so you don't have to see much. The lyrics to a few of the songs are clever, and they remind you of their cleverness by usually being repeated several times.

The movie is 525,600 minutes too long.