my drinking problem

[Blarg]

That's the sort of horror story that gives credence to the idea that drinking is a form of slow suicide.

For the love of god, I hope someone gives this man an intervention.

[Sponger15SB]

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Good stuff I'm on the wagon 3 years now

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Jerry: Oh, wait a second, I believe we have a heckler ladies and gentlemen. Hey Dick I don't know what your problem is. It's not my fault you're back on the wagon.
Dick: It's off the wagon.
Jerry: In the old days how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town?
Dick: I don't know.
Jerry: On the wagon. Don't you think they broke into a couple of those bottles along the way?
Dick: You can't drink on a wagon it would be too bumpy.
Jerry: They had smooth trails. What about the Cumberland Gap?
Dick: What the hell do you know about wagons?
Jerry: I know enough not to get on them.

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Get drunk first. Then call her.