Girl at a Bar. Your Play?

[pokerlaw]

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I would start drinking heavily to build my resolve to talk to her. Get hella sloppy drunk and angry. Find some guy I dont like the look of and stare him down. Go to the bathroom and decide to pee in the sink.

Come back out, nearly falling to the ground and spilling my beer on one of the girl's friends. Sit back down waiting for them to forget about that. Get so drunk I have trouble getting off the stool. Watch the girls leave.

Go home, watch porn.

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haha thanks for the laugh.

obviously, this calls for an approach. i ask her in as few words of possible if she wants to go home. "nice play, rematch at my place?" or something like that. she'll prob laugh it off as a joke, and then you can start more normal conversation. if she doesnt laugh it off, mission accomplished.