Legend of the Bloodninja

ClaytonN · #1 09-26-2005, 01:48 AM

Has anyone else read this before? Pretty [censored] hilarious.

nsfw

Evan · #2 09-26-2005, 01:51 AM

Been posted before, but it's hilarious so I think you should get away with it.

2+2 wannabe · #3 09-26-2005, 01:52 AM

haha some of these are awesome - the stone cold one is great

2+2 wannabe · #4 09-26-2005, 01:56 AM

QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.

2+2 wannabe · #5 09-26-2005, 01:57 AM

Boy: I turn you around to lick your [censored].
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see [censored] nuggets hanging from the hair around your [censored].
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A [censored] PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a [censored] candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!

Dominic · #6 09-26-2005, 02:16 AM

"I pry apart that battleship you call your ass."

HAAARRRRR!

Still a classic.