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View Poll Results: Seinfeld or Fresh Prince
(1) Seinfeld 171 85.50%
(8) The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 29 14.50%
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Old 10-12-2005, 12:51 AM
DeadMoneyOC DeadMoneyOC is offline
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Default Re: Would you have sex with a girl in a wheelchair?

Even considering this is wrong on sooooo many levels.
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:41 AM
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Default Re: Would you have sex with a girl in a wheelchair?

What if she was in the wheelchair because she had no legs???

Or what if she had some other abnormality like the ones found here http://phreeque.tripod.com ?
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Old 10-14-2005, 10:24 AM
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Default Re: Would you have sex with a girl in a wheelchair?

Once you've had wheel there's no other deal.. thats one for the books
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Old 10-14-2005, 10:26 AM
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Default Re: Would you have sex with a girl in a wheelchair?

I would think she would be much more into giving oral, since thats the only thing she can feel. So thats not a bad thing.
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Old 10-14-2005, 10:36 AM
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Default Re: Would you have sex with a girl in a wheelchair?

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I would think she would be much more into giving oral, since thats the only thing she can feel. So thats not a bad thing.

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According to Freddy Got Fingered, you are correct sir.
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Old 10-14-2005, 10:54 AM
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Default Re: Would you have sex with a girl in a wheelchair?

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I read this, and I read

"Hypothetically, let's say she is 6 or 7..."

And I thought, is this a personal page to [censored]? Or is this a trick question to see how many people read past the title? Or are you just a sick [censored]?

Anyway, reminds me of the old joke.

Big party, nice house, outside, next to pool.

Attractive young man approaches a 6 or a 7 in a wheelchair and gets talking with her.

When was the accident?

Oh, I was born like this.

Wow, you've really survived, must be tough.

Well, you know...

Say, this is kind of personal and all, but I'm a bit drunk, so I'll ask anyway---have you ever been kissed?

Girl turns beet red and mumbles no.
Guy kisses her, shame is displaced by elation.


Has anyone ever slid their hand down here? He shamelessly continues...

Uh...no...
He slides his hand down there.


Well, have you ever been [censored]?

No, she gamely responds.

So he throws her in the pool.

[/ QUOTE ]

HAHHAHAHA!
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Old 10-14-2005, 10:59 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Re: Would you have sex with a girl in a wheelchair?

I thought this was gonna lead to the old one that ends 'most of her dates just leave her hanging there...'
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Old 10-14-2005, 10:59 AM
IndieMatty IndieMatty is offline
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Default Re: Would you have sex with a girl in a wheelchair?

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I read this, and I read

"Hypothetically, let's say she is 6 or 7..."

And I thought, is this a personal page to [censored]? Or is this a trick question to see how many people read past the title? Or are you just a sick [censored]?

Anyway, reminds me of the old joke.

Big party, nice house, outside, next to pool.

Attractive young man approaches a 6 or a 7 in a wheelchair and gets talking with her.

When was the accident?

Oh, I was born like this.

Wow, you've really survived, must be tough.

Well, you know...

Say, this is kind of personal and all, but I'm a bit drunk, so I'll ask anyway---have you ever been kissed?

Girl turns beet red and mumbles no.
Guy kisses her, shame is displaced by elation.


Has anyone ever slid their hand down here? He shamelessly continues...

Uh...no...
He slides his hand down there.


Well, have you ever been [censored]?

No, she gamely responds.

So he throws her in the pool.

[/ QUOTE ]

HAHHAHAHA!

[/ QUOTE ]

awesome
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Old 10-14-2005, 11:00 AM
IndieMatty IndieMatty is offline
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Default Re: Would you have sex with a girl in a wheelchair?

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I saw a chick in a wheelchair I thought was worth doing. We called her a butter wheelchair.

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wait wait wait; I call bullshit. or at least Klepton laid claim to this in the "why are you going to hell" thread.
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Old 10-14-2005, 11:05 AM
AustinDoug AustinDoug is offline
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Default Re: Would you have sex with a girl in a wheelchair?

Unfortunatley, I have had sex with a couple of women who seemed dead from the waist down.
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