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Old 10-27-2005, 04:40 PM
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Default Poker Terminology I Feel I Could Get Away With Saying...

...If I Ever Played a Tournament
(from McSweeney's, link)

He's holding Babraham Lincolns.

Caught in a flytrap.

Lay it down on "The Tarpits."

Short-weeding the double-down avocado splitter.

Deuce trips.

So I pull trash from the flop, and end up sinking the Titanic.

Laboratory rats to the left, and I know the guy on the right has a suicide johnnyŚnothing else to do but drop the transmission.

He was short-stacked, so I raised with nothing but a bumpy melinda and a bullet.

Crunking the small blind.

So a Madeleine Albright pops up on Fourth Street.

After his raise, I know he's sporting two mustaches, and I can see one otter swimming the river on the flop.

I've got leaky quads, and I call, after he bulldozes the pit with half his gold towers.

I fold.
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Old 10-27-2005, 04:48 PM
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Default Re: Poker Terminology I Feel I Could Get Away With Saying...

i think you should cross post this in OOT. they like this kind of stuff there.
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Old 10-27-2005, 04:50 PM
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Default Re: Poker Terminology I Feel I Could Get Away With Saying...

no.
they dont.
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